THEY SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND MEN

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob.
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid.
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful.
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you.
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him.
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating.
If you don't , he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy.
If he lectures you, it's because he "cares".
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted.
If he breaks it, he had to.
If you cheat, he'll expect it to be over.
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way.



I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN

if you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
if you're not, she thinks you're a bum.
if you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
if you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
if you don't, you're as good as nothing.
if you agree with all her likes, she abuses.
if you don't, she doubts your love.
if you don't, she accusses you of double-crossing.
if you visit another, she raises hell.
if she is visited by another....."eh! its natural for a girl.!"
if you're aminute late, she complains its hard to wait.
if you're on time, for hours she makes you wait.
if you propose love right away, you're a fresh guy.
if you postpone it later, she wonders why.
if you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her.
if you don't, she says you're dry.
if you contradict her, you're impossible.
if you don't, she thinks you're guillible. oh! woman.....you are so simple yet so complex so confusing yet so desirable



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