Sunday, October 23, 2011

THEY SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND MEN

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob.
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid.
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful.
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you.
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him.
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating.
If you don't , he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy.
If he lectures you, it's because he "cares".
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted.
If he breaks it, he had to.
If you cheat, he'll expect it to be over.
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way.



I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN

if you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
if you're not, she thinks you're a bum.
if you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
if you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
if you don't, you're as good as nothing.
if you agree with all her likes, she abuses.
if you don't, she doubts your love.
if you don't, she accusses you of double-crossing.
if you visit another, she raises hell.
if she is visited by another....."eh! its natural for a girl.!"
if you're aminute late, she complains its hard to wait.
if you're on time, for hours she makes you wait.
if you propose love right away, you're a fresh guy.
if you postpone it later, she wonders why.
if you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her.
if you don't, she says you're dry.
if you contradict her, you're impossible.
if you don't, she thinks you're guillible. oh! woman.....you are so simple yet so complex so confusing yet so desirable



credits to the owner...

Social Networking Etiquette?!?!?!

Funny how people criticize someone else's status on any social networking site.

Every people we're given a chance to create their own account, right? Then it is just right for every people to do or post things in their own freewill. besides, it is not oneself who is accountable for every thing that is made.

I just don't understand why there are people who barge in or find it irrelevant or find it something stupid when someone is making a post, when at the first place "IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM." Instead of making a fuss out of that post, why not simply ignore it? Every people has it's own freewill, he/she can post a hateful, funny, dramatic stupid post and so? Who cares?

If that person's post is somewhat disturbing or pretty stupid, there's always an "X" button on your friend's list. HIT IT. Then, end of discussion.

You don't have to endure reading something stupid if it disturbs you. In the first place, why did you add that person? To know how's he/she been doing etc. or out of respect? Respect? There! Some people might have accept someone's friend request out of respect. Then, why not continue respecting that person? If they post something you find irritating, then simply IGNORE AND RESPECT.

Why is there are people who are too emotional in their posts? Don't you think they need someone to sympathize them? Or advice them because in real world no one understands them and thinking that maybe in the cyber world, there is someone they can rely on?

Why do people posts a picture of what they ate or tag you on something that for you "it isn't funny or interesting at all?" Don't you think that they just want you to try it out or want to taste it too or hoping that you were there when they it it? And tag you to those pictures because they want to share what they think is funny and maybe just maybe it'll make you laugh too?

There are many reasons why people do that. It's just that there are also people who are too narrow-minded to see those reasons behind. And for me, I don't find it distracting or stupid that some people have to make a fuss out of it.

People should have known that they can't tell other people what to do just to please them. I'm no hater, i just view it differently from other people. If you don't agree you're very much welcome to leave................... ;)